cheers everyone, I have pulled myself out of my position in the gutter beneath FUrez's boot. Just barely, anyway. But I felt it crucial to address all of the parties that will happen this weekend according to my facebook findings. Yes that is a clue to my identity: i have facebook. File that with "is too not lazy to be a straight guy" and "too unfunny to be a gay guy" for those of you keeping score. Oh? No one is? NO ONE...settle down, self, settle down. You can't give in to 'roid rage this close to the strong man competition...clue 4.
Thursday
If you thought spring weekend started Friday, you are probably following a traditional gregorian calendar. Or are a freshman with 8:30 classes. Or not currently reading this. ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG. Thursday is the day that starts the weekend, because it is the best day to go out besides fridays, tuesday or those unexpected mondays. So spring weekend offers first...
The Gates.
These are mostly seniors and they are all dudes. I have never actually been to a party here and actually don't remember anyone I know ever talking about going to a party here but by golly, I've known they exist. Past parties have featured themes suchs as...uhh...something to do with long island iced teas I think. Instead of beer. But it might have been any other drink or any other theme. Alright, now to check out the actual description. Okay, unthemed.
In a nut shell:
Three Floors standard
Live DJ not impressed
Multiple Kegs i hope this means they havent gotten them yet as opposed to a nice way of saying 3
Jell-O Shots eh
"Get Loose" Juice ....I'm intrigued.
Bathgate Party #1, Alright, I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong. In fact, I will usually only express belief that I am right after someone else can prove to me that my thought has some sort of logic to it. Which it mostly does not. Anyway. Back to business. So some person who reads this (amazing. I would credit you but you remained anonymous) told me I had the wrong vague bathgate address. I don't doubt it. Lets go back and see I can't make sense of this.
Time and Place
Start Time: Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 10:00pm
End Time: Friday, April 27, 2007 at 4:00am
Location: Football House Out back
Street: 2492 Bathgate Ave
City/Town: Bronx, NY
Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what this means. What football house. I know of a baseball house and a hockey house. Maybe football house is just its name. People in the South name their houses. I'd name mine Saturn. That way, when people ask where I live, I'd get to say Saturn! Just like I do now! Except I might have a fancy sign in front of my house that said saturn instead of the cardboard sign I wrote in blood and attached to my door with gum. I think that's why no one questions me when I say thats where I live.
So now I don't know who lives here either. I'm going to continue to assume senior girls. And guess what everyone, it is in celebration of a birthday! I once had a party for my birthday and the cops had to shut it down. What can i say, 5th graders are tough.
The stats:
okay, maybe there is some assuumed amount of alcohol they usually have at parties I for some reason am not aware of, because there is nothing about that listed. They do however have a theme of either 80s or anything but clothes.
I don't need to give an opinion on 80s night. And anything but clothes would be great if it was called anything but clothes, duct tape, or trashbags.
Howl beach party
This could go either way. If you've been to howl, which you have, you know that sometimes it is really fun and sometimes it is really shitty. And this differs from the other bars because crowdedness, level of intoxication, night of the week, and amount of people you know are not necessaey factors in predicting whether or not it will be fun. To have fun at mugzs you have to be on the verge of blacking out with it crowded, but crowded enough to breathe, on a major going out night, with everyone you know. Just to clarify.
So they encourage you to wear your bathing suit. Sigh, I can see the security reports already, can't you. Smell them even! They smell like locals.
I am only putting tomorrows events up because I am tired and don't feel like writing anymore, especially this poorly. But I would like to summarize what I have learned today. Girls like parties with themes, and guys like parties with alcohol...but so do girls...and guys like parties with girls who like parties with themes which must mean...wait, carry the 2...I hate myself.
No, that can't be right, I think I lost a decimal somewhere.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
6 comments:
thats the wrong house for the bathgate party...
Oh bugger
why would you assume senior girls live at the football house? that doesn't make much sense now, does it?
because the party is for a senior girl and the event was made by a senior girl, and we already covered the fact that its not a football house, the house was just named football house. Also, I'm not exactly the associated press here, i might be horribly horribly wrong, and i encourage you to correct me rather than just tell me i am an idiot
It used to be the football house... now all the players have graduated and its just the old football house with a bunch of drunks who are willing to let a party be thrown in their back yard.
PEOPLE, can we just agree that regardless of gender, the combined gpa of anyone who lives in anything called "the football house" and throws a party that inane sounding is somewhere in the negative numbers.
Post a Comment