I'm a failure...or am I?

Not only did I fail to investigate the lantern first hand, I also did not really pay attention to anything while I was out last night. I told myself that I have a responsibility to the people to inform. But then I realized I was just going to drink a lot and make bad decisions. And when I set goals, believe me, I achieve them. I can tell you that Mugz's was full of underclassman, specifically ones that believe they are badass for getting by Suits. Oh, the blur just cleared up for a minute. I spotted Mr. FUrez Hilton himself last night, which was thrilling.