A Thousand Pounds of Gossip: Gym sightings

1. Ryen Hansen, 8:45pm
   
2. Adam Peterson, 10pm
3. A source reported that in the side room, a group of 4 girls, presumably all friends and presumably all freshman were ellipticaling away those 15 pounds of beer weight. Suddenly one girl drops her ipod. They all giggle, because freshman are simple. A male, senior Joe Pro, giggled loudly in mockery from across the room, almost like a reflex. One freshman turned around and with some major 'tude shouted "Ummmmmmm...is someone laughing?" and made some sort of noise only bitchy girls can make. I think it was probably a primative mating call. Then they killed each other. Okay, that didn't happen. But after I wrote it out I realized maybe its the kind of story you have to act out. So go ahead and do that.