Burek-racy

So for those of you who frequent the tri bar area 5 or 6 times a week like me, you too have noticed that Tony and Tina's has been closed quite often recently. Why? Because Simon's is trying to trick the drunks into getting addicted to delicious sandwiches. Sure, I'm aware they are under the same ownership or management or snack deity (I call him Greasius). I'm not sure if he is aware that drunk kids already love sandwiches and will hike to where they are big and cost 3 dollars. Because a sandwich is pretty much a sandwich. They aren't killing the turkey themselves. Well...no they probably aren't. But pizza is a whole other story. Lets face it, Pugsleys really is a crap shoot. Sometimes its great, sometimes they serve 'what happens when you don't pay attention'. And going to University is like saying "I no longer wish to have fun tonight" because their location suggests bedtime snack as opposed to delicious pick me up. Besides, where else can I get a decent Burek at 3am? Okay, I dont want Burek. I'm not that adventurous. But I'm sure the Paper's Burek connoisseur Benham Jones is unhappy, at least thats what I gather from his latest article praising it. I want pizza. I dont want oddly named sandwich. Okay, I do want oddly named sandwich, but not always. I want my post bar snack to be my choice. THIS IS AMERICA.